december 1979

darryl , his brother and myself...


went to the park...


darrly fell in and got mighty wet...


i went and got a priest .

...moose river...

we drove to MOOSE RIVER...


were there were no moose...


and very little river...


the church sat like a rock .

august , 1982 ... east nova scotia

we drove in the country...


listening to STEELY DAN , AJA


do you know what a STEELY DAN IS ???


a steam powered dill - do , that's what .

mind fuck...date ???

one of the most vivid mind-fucks...


is saving a life of another...


they feel humiliated...


...and gash the shit right out of you .

pre - registration...late august 1980

i parked at acadia university...


slept in the back seat...


curled like a squirrel...


rabbits were fucking around on my hood .

my soon -to - be girl...eastern nova scotia

my soon to be girl...



peeled gravel on the dry country toad...



grandma using the steering wheel to masturbate...



she hit a raccoon with a toilet .  

...home by seven , summer 1985

...i parked downtown



...discovered a new religion



...bought CHICAGO , best of



...and dove naked into a lake of fish and chips